Brian Van's Jail Blog

I was in jail once. Now I'm in jail again. In other words, I'm the Richard Hatch of webtards.

Mar
16th

Wed

peterfeld:

I predict that the brvtal SOM-style typo in his last name is going to be helpful to Brian at some point in the future.

Well, at least they didn’t catch me jerking it behind a tree to Caroline McCarthy’s heaving fun bags at the picnic on Lake Travis the other day. WINNING!

I predict that the brvtal SOM-style typo in his last name is going to be helpful to Brian at some point in the future.

Well, at least they didn’t catch me jerking it behind a tree to Caroline McCarthy’s heaving fun bags at the picnic on Lake Travis the other day. WINNING!

(Source: alicedubs)

I could really use a collection of painfully mediocre Sloane Crosley essays right about now

My new cellmate’s name is “Scarcock”

Kinda missing “Claw” right about now.

Dropping Alex Blagg’s name doesn’t go nearly as far as I hoped it would in here.

This is what I get for daring Nick Douglas to take off his pants at a mechanical bull party?

I could really use one of Rex’s creepy hugs right now

Just sayin’.

At least they serve some might tasty BBQ in the Austin jail. But you really don’t want to go to any of the pool parties.

Oct
17th

Fri

I better be released before the next Media Meshing!

Yes, the rumors are true, I am in jail for doing unseemly things on a subway train with a wiffle ball bat. I have been incarcerated for two days now. You can contribute to my bail fund at brianvanisinjail@gmail.com.

On my being assraped by Claw

Rex and Krucoff are going to make fun of me now, aren’t they?

Making friends

My cellmate Claw has never even heard of Tumblr or Gawker! Can you believe that? He probably thinks that Web 2.0 won’t bust. Stupid Claw!