Kinda missing “Claw” right about now.
Yes, the rumors are true, I am in jail for doing unseemly things on a subway train with a wiffle ball bat. I have been incarcerated for two days now. You can contribute to my bail fund at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Rex and Krucoff are going to make fun of me now, aren’t they?
My cellmate Claw has never even heard of Tumblr or Gawker! Can you believe that? He probably thinks that Web 2.0 won’t bust. Stupid Claw!