I predict that the brvtal SOM-style typo in his last name is going to be helpful to Brian at some point in the future.
Well, at least they didn’t catch me jerking it behind a tree to Caroline McCarthy’s heaving fun bags at the picnic on Lake Travis the other day. WINNING!
Kinda missing “Claw” right about now.
At least they serve some might tasty BBQ in the Austin jail. But you really don’t want to go to any of the pool parties.
Yes, the rumors are true, I am in jail for doing unseemly things on a subway train with a wiffle ball bat. I have been incarcerated for two days now. You can contribute to my bail fund at brianvanisinjail@gmail.com.
Rex and Krucoff are going to make fun of me now, aren’t they?
My cellmate Claw has never even heard of Tumblr or Gawker! Can you believe that? He probably thinks that Web 2.0 won’t bust. Stupid Claw!
