Brian Van's Jail Blog
2008
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I better be released before the next...
Yes, the rumors are true, I am in jail for doing unseemly things on a subway train with a wiffle...
Oct 17th
On my being assraped by Claw
Rex and Krucoff are going to make fun of me now, aren’t they?
Oct 17th
Making friends
My cellmate Claw has never even heard of Tumblr or Gawker! Can you believe that? He probably thinks...
Oct 17th
“Happy happy birthday! I am soooo sad I missed your party,...”
— Chaya’s comment on...
Oct 17th
Answer me this question
How am I supposed to carry out my daily Emily Gould/Mary Rambin threesome fantasy masturbation...
Oct 17th
pocketnovel: Wiffle bat: weapon of mass destruction. I was...
Oct 17th